Never eavesdropped on the next table

Hands up if you've never eavesdropped on the next café / restaurant / subway table's breakup, fight, or gossip — hooked enough to slow down your own meal. Guilty parties sip and confess the last thing you overheard, and where the story left off. Best one gets re-narrated to the table now.

• Follow-up: given a rewind, would you re-listen to finish it?