Who Always Knows a Secret Shortcut

Point at someone on 3-2-1: who always has a scooter shortcut nobody else knows about — while the GPS is still recalculating, they're already parked and walking the dog? Whoever gets the most votes shares their most disastrous shortcut story — bonus points if it ended in them getting lost too.

• Counter-vote: who has zero sense of direction even with GPS turned on?