Rank: Whose Drinking Claims Can't Be Trusted

The table ranks everyone by "self-claimed tolerance," then ranks again by "actual track record" — whoever has the biggest gap between the two rankings has to explain whether it's mental toughness or genuine tolerance. If the argument won't settle, do a live round to verify (water works too).

• The two lowest-ranked people each guess: is the other one actually weak, or just playing weak?