Head-to-Head: Who's the Bigger Trash Talker

Pick the two people at the table with the sharpest tongues and put them in a roast battle — they take turns firing one line at each other while everyone else hypes it up with "oooh"s. After three rounds, the table votes on the winner. Loser buys the next round.

• Bonus round: get the gentlest person at the table to try one roast and see how it lands.